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Travis
@travis_txst
I haven't even finished moving out of my room and my parents have already moved workout crap into it . K bye to y'all too...
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Travis
@travis_txst
RT if you would answer..... pic.twitter.com/XNpJOgI1u5
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Travis
@travis_txst
Apparently I came into tower with a 4 loco, flipped over the couches, insulted an RA, and stole safety cones and pizza. Holy shit.
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Travis
@travis_txst
So the gun emoji is now a squirt gun...? Oh thank God Apple found the solution to gun violence! It was the emoji all along!!
Travis
@travis_txst
@travis_txst Deb had to pay an AC repairman to flip a light switch on . I can feel my title of favorite son slipping away.
Travis
@travis_txst
There literally hasn't been a fuck up like this on live TV since Janet's nipple popped out at the Super Bowl .
Travis
@travis_txst
I mean at least now Woods residents can finally #floathome... You have to really squint to see the silver lining pic.twitter.com/5Oj8nRQ2Ul
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Travis
@travis_txst
Motorcycle cop on Craddock between Trapstone Thottages & Ratchtreat
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Travis
@travis_txst
Why is my school so damn bizarre? I know laundry sucks but your 8th grade Halloween costume shouldn't be your plan b pic.twitter.com/Efe6x02Dcp
Travis
@travis_txst
Can't wait to hear all of these freshman bitch about their dorms/roommates... They ain't got shit on my stories
Travis
@travis_txst
@woodsofSM sent an email the NIGHT before move in that they aren't ready yet . #FloatToHomelessness
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
