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When your boyfriend goes to write 'irresistible lips' and it autocorrects to 'irrelevant lips'... Thanks, babe.
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HowClappingBetweenEachWordHasPushedAwayThoseWhoIOnceLoved
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@twilitplaid
sexual preference:
girls
guys
a big steamy hot plate of spaghoot
girls
guys
a big steamy hot plate of spaghoot
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Tonight was a dream. Devendra took pictures of my tattoos and told me that they were something that the 2 of us forever shared.
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The guilt when @twilitplaid and I don't stay for lady jam after @LawFirmUCB
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I posted the photo of us and @DNCE liked it Joe, I hope you know you've been my #1 for 10 years. pic.twitter.com/vQZxH0S95y
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Letters from Cole Whittle: dear everyone in the universe, don't tell people with strange haircuts that you wish they had normal haircuts.
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My dad used to play this prank on me where he would throw me down a flight of stairs when he was angry
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The best character on the Suite Life of Zack & Cody was London TIMPTON @Z_Beksinski
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@EileenMariee it's all true
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
