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She’s better than me. Enjoy the hood x will be my caption twitter.com/petitetweeter_…
Retweet of status by @JustSmileRants
22 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote She’s better than me. Enjoy the hood x will be my caption 😭 https://t.co/aEwEKtQILj
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17 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You know when you’re asleep and someone calls you but you should have been up ages ago so you talk loud to pretend you were already awake 😂
22 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Girl just let your man play ps4 in peace 😭😭
21 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When Fredo said Netflix & Chill he really meant Cbeebies & Chill😭
Um
@um__95
So I guess this is the new thing for elementary school assemblies...
Sure beats the hell out of D.A.R.E... … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Sure beats the hell out of D.A.R.E... … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @SensitivityFree
09 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So I guess this is the new thing for elementary school assemblies...
Sure beats the hell out of D.A.R.E... 🤔🤷♂️… https://t.co/bvOsQOkYoV
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@um__95
Places in West London you NEED to visit (a thread):
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22 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Places in West London you NEED to visit😍 (a thread):
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bless my wee mum, all ive done since McDonald’s has shut is moan about how much i want one n she goes and does th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @gabrielle_sx
08 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🤣🤣bless my wee mum, all ive done since McDonald’s has shut is moan about how much i want one n she goes and does th… https://t.co/KJ45ozKwUa
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@um__95
I’m dead pic.twitter.com/0fi3enARvh
02 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I’m dead 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/0fi3enARvh
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@um__95
“Why couldn’t I fancy Nas, my life would have been so much easier”
Retweet of status by @Aadilllll_
21 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “Why couldn’t I fancy Nas, my life would have been so much easier” 😂😂😂
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊