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pumpkin queen ๐
@validosta
Me: Hey, can I have a large
Starbucks employee: you mean a Venti?
Me: Can we not fucking do this
Starbucks employee: you mean a Venti?
Me: Can we not fucking do this
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pumpkin queen ๐
@validosta
Get your friends together and make 1 (or more) of these wine recipes pic.twitter.com/2wQZIBCmAC
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pumpkin queen ๐
@validosta
No offense summer,, but
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pumpkin queen ๐
@validosta
I can never say this enough but you really really really do find out who your real friends are once you have kids
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pumpkin queen ๐
@validosta
I tweaked an outfit on my shop. I like it better this way pic.twitter.com/Km3d8W3CTE
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pumpkin queen ๐
@validosta
mama lex ๐๐คฐ๐ผ
@validosta
What is the need for boys to watch every fucking video they scroll past with their volume THE WHOLE WAY UP !!!โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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mama lex ๐๐คฐ๐ผ
@validosta
Why do I let Alexa talk me into to going to target
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mama lex ๐๐คฐ๐ผ
@validosta
" her boobs are kinda saggy without a bra."
Meโข " ya and ur dick is small without an erection NEXT" ๐คฆ
Meโข " ya and ur dick is small without an erection NEXT" ๐คฆ
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mama lex ๐๐คฐ๐ผ
@validosta
7 DIY Lamps For Your Home pic.twitter.com/bttdQ2attr
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mama lex ๐๐คฐ๐ผ
@validosta
BREAKING NEWS: some farmer just planted the seed for the pumpkin you're gonna carve this year
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
