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Tโฎri
@vicTORIa3barnes
: my wife and I have been married for 65 years
: what's your secret?
: two television sets
: what's your secret?
: two television sets
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Tโฎri
@vicTORIa3barnes
"Venti americano with 10 pumps, no water." Lady, that's an espresso with enough sugar to send you into a diabetic coma.
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Tโฎri
@vicTORIa3barnes
Too young for the Women's section , too old for the juniors section
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Tโฎri
@vicTORIa3barnes
Reuniting with @h_victoria1 tonight so you might wanna temporarily delete both of us on Snapchat...
Tโฎri
@vicTORIa3barnes
plus no food = excuse to order pizza
Tโฎri
@vicTORIa3barnes
Just a 12-hour shift and a 4-hour flight between me and @camgoeshamMm
Tโฎri
@vicTORIa3barnes
My heart hurts
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Tโฎri
@vicTORIa3barnes
Was gonna post this as a tbt but honestly I look just like this right now watching election coverage pic.twitter.com/j1pmMpaZVd
Tโฎri
@vicTORIa3barnes
I miss Brady's & my beautiful friends @xoxotinaaxoxo12 @deebear28 @h_victoria1 pic.twitter.com/5uAkiyudBz
Tโฎri
@vicTORIa3barnes
Foods only good when you can fold it in half
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Tโฎri
@vicTORIa3barnes
Future home requirements:
rooftop deck outdoor shower hot tub
rooftop deck outdoor shower hot tub
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
