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Mars Parker ๐
@wheresMars
Friends, I helped build a news site. Check it out maybe? twitter.com/talker_news/stโฆ
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Mars Parker ๐
@wheresMars
I donโt know who needs to hear this
but youโre not canceling David Khari Webber Chappelle
No comedy clubs doorsโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
but youโre not canceling David Khari Webber Chappelle
No comedy clubs doorsโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Mars Parker ๐
@wheresMars
Really entering my comedy prime rn
Mars Parker ๐
@wheresMars
It literally looks like a shitty ass filter is over Sacramento
Mars Parker ๐
@wheresMars
Itโs really some menace in Sacramento making fake IG pages of all the women in this city.
bruh, get a life.
bruh, get a life.
Mars Parker ๐
@wheresMars
Just got confirmed for my new job
Literally might cry.
Literally might cry.
Mars Parker ๐
@wheresMars
I want it all and everything that comes with it
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Mars Parker ๐
@wheresMars
You canโt be impulsive and regretful
It donโt work like that.
It donโt work like that.
Mars Parker ๐
@wheresMars
Ppl use to say The Weeknd was not that good of a performer and fast forward to him absolutely killing the super bowl halftime show
Mars Parker ๐
@wheresMars
Remember when you thought you wouldnโt get thru it, couldnโt even imagine it
but look at you
but look at you
Mars Parker ๐
@wheresMars
Tonight Iโm doing a 20 minute comedy set at a dirty 30 birthday party
v hyped to perform again
v hyped to perform again
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
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