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ʏᴇᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇʟɪᴛᴇ
@whimsical_turd
Me in my 20’s:
“Nothing matters and I’m irrelevant ”
Me in my 30’s
“nothing matters and I’m irrelevant! ”
“Nothing matters and I’m irrelevant ”
Me in my 30’s
“nothing matters and I’m irrelevant! ”
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ʏᴇᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇʟɪᴛᴇ
@whimsical_turd
Strippers Giants
Grinding men’s bones
to make their bread
Grinding men’s bones
to make their bread
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Yᴇᴇᴛ Tʜᴇ Eʟɪᴛᴇ
@whimsical_turd
Progressives: “healthcare please I’m dying ”
DNC: “It puts the Biden on its skin or else it gets the Trump again”
DNC: “It puts the Biden on its skin or else it gets the Trump again”
Yᴇᴇᴛ Tʜᴇ Eʟɪᴛᴇ
@whimsical_turd
Dear’s,
May I offer you a ☭ ?
May I offer you a ☭ ?
Retweet of status by @comradealexia
festive but dead inside
@whimsical_turd
@Joshua4Congress ____________________________
| Taxing the rich is wrong
|___________________________|
23.3k 2 10
| Taxing the rich is wrong
|___________________________|
23.3k 2 10
festive but dead inside
@whimsical_turd
Ok I’m muting this, too many Nazi sympathizers crawling out of their bunkers
👻 ᏕᎮᎧᎧᏦᎩ ᎮᎧᎧᎮᎩ 👻
@whimsical_turd
Christopher Columbus:
Believed the Earth was a nipple-topped pear
Mercilessly massacred entire populations
Di… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Believed the Earth was a nipple-topped pear
Mercilessly massacred entire populations
Di… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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chris
@whimsical_turd
absolutely nobody:
white woman’s kitchen wall:
——————————
O M G
I WOULD SELL
M Y K I D S … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
white woman’s kitchen wall:
——————————
O M G
I WOULD SELL
M Y K I D S … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
a whimsical turd
@whimsical_turd
I am
straight
gay
bisexual
tired of people who can’t admit when they’re wrong
straight
gay
bisexual
tired of people who can’t admit when they’re wrong
ᴄʜяɪs, but spooky
@whimsical_turd
REMINDER
If the candidate you like happens to be a third party candidate:
VOTE FOR THEM ANYWA… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
If the candidate you like happens to be a third party candidate:
VOTE FOR THEM ANYWA… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @whimsical_turd
сняіѕ
@whimsical_turd
u.s. budgeting
sufficiently funding schools
single payer
housing the homeless
✓half a billion to imprison chil… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
sufficiently funding schools
single payer
housing the homeless
✓half a billion to imprison chil… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
