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VΞLEαIE
@whoavalerie
@Spotify's throwback Thursday playlist is today
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VΞLEαIE
@whoavalerie
I own way too many black clothes for somebody who owns two white animals #lintrollerseverywhere
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VΞLEαIE
@whoavalerie
I aspire to be like my managing partner: walking around the office with a glass of red wine on a Friday
VΞLEαIE
@whoavalerie
You know you need to go to the gym when you wake up sore after bowling...
VΞLEαIE
@whoavalerie
The only time they close the restroom to clean it is when I have to use it
VΞLEαIE
@whoavalerie
I still have the urge to refer to my husband as my "boyfriend"
VΞLEαIE
@whoavalerie
Tom: "I had a dream that we were pregnant. But it was a cat. And I'm the one who gave birth to it."
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VΞLEαIE
@whoavalerie
I forget tumblr exists and then I get on it like
VΞLEαIE
@whoavalerie
Well I guess I'm sticking with my iPhone 6 for a few more years the new iPhone is such a waste #AppleEvent
VΞLEαIE
@whoavalerie
I would pay a prostitute right now just so I could have her sit in my car so I could take HOV
VΞLEαIE
@whoavalerie
Wait, it's not Friday?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
