Calista Flockhart: Master Programmer (xd_glo)

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My mom wanted to show me this new ringtone she got for me that goes off whenever I txt her and it was a fart noise

@ughaGHOST Same here. I hated how badly they screwed everything up but...there was hope

One of a kind. Truly. I could watch @TheRitaMoreno in this #ODAAT blooper a thousand times over. pic.twitter.com/3HVQ7g0IBd

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Someone stole my debit card at school and tried to buy a $700 sound system online They really thought a broke as… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Some dude on tumblr mssged me trying to flirt cause he thought the Calista pic I used as my avatar was me

need y’all to put some respect on Harriet Tubman’s name and not reduce “Harriet” to just a “slave movie”

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The softest moment pic.twitter.com/mXlvTyfq2Z

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Everyone: It’s HF’s birthday!!!

Me: but is Calista gonna leave the house tho

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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*