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Simpson
@xenakixit
He doesnโt give a shit! pic.twitter.com/b76wIzBgnP
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Simpson
@xenakixit
I had a hen who could count her own eggs. She was a mathemachicken.
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Simpson
@xenakixit
My cat thinks sheโs a licensed acupuncturist. Sheโs just a puncturist.
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Stempky
@xenakixit
This is legit one of the best thing i have ever watched
(animalsanctuary_tangier) pic.twitter.com/KsEI9RxzWS
(animalsanctuary_tangier) pic.twitter.com/KsEI9RxzWS
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Stempky
@xenakixit
No cheating (even if the pic is nudie)
Brighten/worsen my day with the 10th picture in your camera roll.
Don'tโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Brighten/worsen my day with the 10th picture in your camera roll.
Don'tโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Stempky
@xenakixit
@alternyaaphro @h_quant Hahalrious ... Good job!
Stempky
@xenakixit
Lighten up people, it's ok to be silly and goofy, dorky and corny
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@xenakixit
"My alpaca gets so excited when he sees me" pic.twitter.com/EtIrrEJUVo
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Simpson
@xenakixit
Get you a woman who knows how to drive in snow and doesnโt lose her shit about it.
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Simpson
@xenakixit
I will be home soon to make all of you butterscotch pudding!
(Except Loretta and Muriel.)
(Except Loretta and Muriel.)
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Simpson
@xenakixit
Instead of Kerpow, Zlonk and Whap..
my Bat-Fight words would be Fuck, Shit and Damn.
my Bat-Fight words would be Fuck, Shit and Damn.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
