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@xochi44
My favorite thing in the world is when a baseball player's manliness is called into question because they've taken paternity leave...
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@xochi44
Just made a pesto pasta salad for the work pot luck tomorrow & just shoved a big spoonful of pasta into my mouth, so that's all of dinner.
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@xochi44
This is the best thing on the internet. Megan, I salute you. twitter.com/thatgirlondeckβ¦
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xochi
@xochi44
Just remembering the majestic-ness of Williams curls. Also remembering this is after they won the Stanley Cup. pic.twitter.com/wRVqaKC9ze
xochi
@xochi44
It's the rare Bad Tweet Triple Crown:
Egg avatar
#actually
Corrected grammar pic.twitter.com/naUvyhJGzX
Egg avatar
#actually
Corrected grammar pic.twitter.com/naUvyhJGzX
Retweet of status by @bgardnerfanclub
xochi
@xochi44
Punish the deed and not the breed pic.twitter.com/buEDaPbcyx
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xochi
@xochi44
Important PSA. Cinnamon Bun Oreos are delicious and should be bought & eaten immediately.
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@xochi44
Boys in flannels. pic.twitter.com/L7c7wEgmiN
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xochi
@xochi44
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days...
Send him a quick text that says "I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love. "
Send him a quick text that says "I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love. "
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xochi
@xochi44
I lost. It's ok. Got here at the same time as my boss.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
