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@yortw
@bertjwregeer This does not bode well for my sanity
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@yortw
The same people who said they voted for Trump because he says what he means, have spent 2 years explaining he didnโt mean what he said.
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Cake is like duct tape - it can fix anything!
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@yortw
When you donโt have a plaster but you do have duct tape and a paper towel pic.twitter.com/wwgdOGh00a
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@yortw
Me: remembers reusable shopping bags
Also me: drops them in windy car park and has to chase them through traffic
#clumsyyort
Also me: drops them in windy car park and has to chase them through traffic
#clumsyyort
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๏ธEngineers are investigation connectivity issues with Azure Services. More information will be provided as it becoโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Repeat after me, I will not refactor the whole application at once. Instead, I will refactor in small steps.
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"I was just in the middle of torturing William Shakespeare by describing the plot to the 'Entourage' movie."
#TheGoodPlace
#TheGoodPlace
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@yortw
@yortw Whoever thought stale sponge cake was a good dessert was a cheap ass
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@yortw
The most passive-aggressive thing you can include in a PR comment:
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@yortw
Somebody plopped this legit-looking sign with all these rules into Bellevue Downtown Park โNo frackingโ / โNo inaโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
