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zainab muhd
@zainab_zesha
Dear ladies,no man is faithful.Just marry d rich ones..it is better 2 cryin Dubai than in onitsha.
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zainab muhd
@zainab_zesha
When a boyfriend goes to the university,There is still hope.
But when a girlfriend goes,My brother forget it is over.
But when a girlfriend goes,My brother forget it is over.
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zainab muhd
@zainab_zesha
Your husband was sent to this world to marry a dark girl, but boom! ..you bleached your skin and now he can't find you
zainab muhd
@zainab_zesha
apart from classmate, age mate, and school mate,
Which other mate do you know
Which other mate do you know
zainab muhd
@zainab_zesha
Today is stupidity day
Ask a stupid question and
Get a stupid answer
Just for fun
Ask a stupid question and
Get a stupid answer
Just for fun
zainab muhd
@zainab_zesha
Dear guys spend money on ladies , but don't ask for sex for your reward is in heaven
Trust me
Trust me
zainab muhd
@zainab_zesha
Just because I rejected you... Doesn't mean you must go date someone else.. Wait for me.. I know what am doing
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zainab muhd
@zainab_zesha
Girls say "I lost my lipstick"
Boys say "I found it bbe"
If he's ugly say "wrong color "
If he's cuteβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Boys say "I found it bbe"
If he's ugly say "wrong color "
If he's cuteβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
zainab muhd
@zainab_zesha
Don't be a boring wife,sometimes cry and tell your husband that u miss your Ex..
zainab muhd
@zainab_zesha
Men are the most beautiful creature i have ever seen, no make up but attracted by women.
Men! should i increase volume
Men! should i increase volume
zainab muhd
@zainab_zesha
Dear Future H,
Please lets compete on hu cooks best
Hu cleans best
Hu take care of the toddler best
Hu drives bβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Please lets compete on hu cooks best
Hu cleans best
Hu take care of the toddler best
Hu drives bβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
