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@zibusisoe
@zibusisoe In my experience, wives have the better judgment. Wifey is saying to him I told you ngenkani yakho
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@zibusisoe
Married men and women should wear uniforms for easy identification coz confusion yacho yaakunyanya.
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@zibusisoe
That awkward moment when you arrive late at church and there's no space then BOOM!! Your ex starts singing "AKANA NANDAWO U SATHANE"
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mlamuli
@zibusisoe
Black panther is now on Netflix... gonna watch it over and over until their accents start sounding legit
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mlamuli
@zibusisoe
why is the army out of their barracks and firing live ammunition?? this is the job of the riot police not the military
#ElectionsZW
#ElectionsZW
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mlamuli
@zibusisoe
...please make sadza and stew. Iβll bring the likwas! Halala Zimbabwe halaaaalaaaa! twitter.com/lorns_maseko/sβ¦
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@zibusisoe
I can imagine my son coming home suspended cause he sang "tese tiri mahure"
That time me his mum used to sing "be*he rangu ranuna"
That time me his mum used to sing "be*he rangu ranuna"
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mlamuli
@zibusisoe
Nelson Chamisa stopped Abraham from stabbing Isaac
#ChamisaChallenge
#ChamisaChallenge
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mlamuli
@zibusisoe
Dear #BrokeTwitter
I forgot to tell you there's beef for $3.75/kg at Colcom, Coventry road.
Lots of love,
Me
I forgot to tell you there's beef for $3.75/kg at Colcom, Coventry road.
Lots of love,
Me
mlamuli
@zibusisoe
Stop dissing Zulu people because when you die you are going to eZulwini not ePedini or eXhoseni
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
