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@zker
One day they'll cut off the internet because of these things pic.twitter.com/q4tQ0HvnWG
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Zani
@zker
LRT people in my office when anyone says theyre approaching 30. gasps and sad noises 'but you look so young'
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@zker
βSex with girls as young as 14...β Why canβt journalists spell? Itβs only four gawddayum letters: R A P E.
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Zani
@zker
My ayeeyo who spent two weeks in jail for stoning Italian soldiers who tried to steal her favourite goat twitter.com/fayyxox/statusβ¦
Retweet of status by @faceyourfront
Zani
@zker
The way @Iam_ronoh explained Uber Trips was 1000% accurate . Am I a brand ambassador?
Had to animate it pic.twitter.com/wC0L02FJsC
Had to animate it pic.twitter.com/wC0L02FJsC
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Zani
@zker
I will never EVER delete this app. pic.twitter.com/eUXpBS1qgJ
Zani
@zker
@KahawaAddict @idiskey 1. This is not game of thrones
2. Me and wealth have been estranged for a while
2. Me and wealth have been estranged for a while
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You: I'm a firefighter & hate arson.
Us:
You: Only firefighters like me can fight fires.
Us: Um...there aβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Us:
You: Only firefighters like me can fight fires.
Us: Um...there aβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @tweetmoraa
Zani
@zker
Wangari Maathai International School in Berlin
She is celebrated, honoured everywhere else apart from her owβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
She is celebrated, honoured everywhere else apart from her owβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @zippoglisia
Zani
@zker
So my daughter says she canβt sleep on her bed coz thereβs no space pic.twitter.com/eY7dkQoCH7
Retweet of status by @lavrelilita
Zani
@zker
Yoh @iamcardib some love from Kenya pic.twitter.com/QvDDzScPNe
Retweet of status by @Theewayne_
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
