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Alx James
@AlxJames10
Me: why tf is there a lump of laundry under my blankets... *flips covers up* Gracie: bitch you woke me up, now tuck me back in.
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Alx James
@AlxJames10
When you low key wanna tag somebody in a post but you don't wanna start drama ..so you tag your friend and say YOU KNOW WHO BITCH...
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Alx James
@AlxJames10
When I date someone they're mine..Yes...Even when we break up... So back tf up bitches... My ex's will remain single for all eternity
Alx James
@AlxJames10
So Gracie keeps hitting the knobs on the stove and turning the gas on when I'm not home.... This bitch is really trying to kill me
Alx James
@AlxJames10
The amount of drama that goes on in my apartment complex is unreal..... Trust me I'll be updating y'all on A LOT soon
Alx James
@AlxJames10
My toe said no ma'am you are staying in tonight
Alx James
@AlxJames10
Okay bitches, I don't mean to brag but I got strep throat.... And another shot in my ass
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Alx James
@AlxJames10
So @AlxJames10 *attempt* to give you some schooling advice RT when you watch! youtube.com/watch?v=rnMlh9β¦
Retweet of status by @Justin_edwardh
Alx James
@AlxJames10
Always look presentable in public... You never know if you're gonna end up on my snapchat
Alx James
@AlxJames10
Selfies aren't for everyone
Alx James
@AlxJames10
On a scale from 1-10 how pissed who'd y'all be if I uploaded the video Wednesday instead of tmrw
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
