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Alx James
@AlxJames10
Oh so now you bitches wanna see an eyebrow tutorial.... ... I'm not sure if I even wanna show y'all now..
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Alx James
@AlxJames10
This lady just farted and stepped away from it.... Bitch I smell you .
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Alx James
@AlxJames10
I've learned it's okay to talk shit, just make sure to wipe your mouth afterwards .
Alx James
@AlxJames10
.@sqmsmith @troyesivan I know but I'm here now
Alx James
@AlxJames10
It feels unnatural to not use an Emoji.... Like how did I ever get by without using everyday?
Alx James
@AlxJames10
I have a therapy session at 4, this bitch ain't gonna know what hit her I cry every session BUT ITS GREAT!
Alx James
@AlxJames10
OH MY GOD guys I just opened that groupon box!!!!! YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO GUESS WHAT WAS IN IT!!!! I'm dying
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Alx James
@AlxJames10
So I think I just got hit on by Darth Vader.... But then I called him Dark Vader and he walked away ....
Alx James
@AlxJames10
I'm making a very big decision to my hair tmrw what do y'all think I'm going to do to it??
Alx James
@AlxJames10
Hakuna Moscato ..... It means more wine
Alx James
@AlxJames10
You don't need a relationship but every tweet is about you not wanting to be single.... Mmmk
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
