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Alx James
@AlxJames10
I will literally take a shit on you... Go away
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Alx James
@AlxJames10
I've just spent the last 4 hours on YouTube watching Alx James. it's 2:30 in the morning. I think I have a problem @AlxJames10
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Alx James
@AlxJames10
To me the only bad "F" word I know is "Friends" #friendzone
Alx James
@AlxJames10
Dear God I just accidentally flicked off a nun , I'm sorry but sister Mary could NOT DRIVE! Please forgive me... K bye
Alx James
@AlxJames10
My apartment has been smelling SO weird that past 2 days.... I need to watch my more often
Alx James
@AlxJames10
I legit tweet Kylie like she is my best friend.... #SheDontKnowYouAlxStop
Alx James
@AlxJames10
Bitch stole my look @KylieJenner pic.twitter.com/r6OCFpkj6z
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Alx James
@AlxJames10
The Genius Bar gonna ask ME how I broke my phone... Bitch is you not a genius? Ain't you suppose to be able to figure that out
Alx James
@AlxJames10
My phone screen is broken and people are looking at me like.........you broke ass hoe .
Alx James
@AlxJames10
*checks ex Instagram to make sure they are still single and ugly AF* *signs off happy *
Alx James
@AlxJames10
I know!!!! This 2014 Jaguar XF is cheap AF!!!!! pic.twitter.com/6yNT824iqt
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
