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Alx James
@AlxJames10
TBH: My only marriage vows would be to post more on social media.......
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Alx James
@AlxJames10
Why tf are you up at this hour? Get ya beauty rest sweetheart.
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Alx James
@AlxJames10
If my name was really Alexander your ass better believe I would spell it Alxander
Alx James
@AlxJames10
I JUST GOT PULLED OVER BY ANOTHER COP My ass is going to jail... Season 5 Orange Is The New Black here I come bitch.
Alx James
@AlxJames10
Trying to figure out how the H&M mannequins got more personality than workers...
Alx James
@AlxJames10
She's been there for 4 hours and has already chewed up a mop pic.twitter.com/LTtzIea9zm
Alx James
@AlxJames10
I just burped and it actually smells like an asshole I gotta quit talking shit
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Alx James
@AlxJames10
This uber just picked me up with his girlfriend he said bitch you ain't going nowhere tonight...
Alx James
@AlxJames10
@tanamongeau welllllllll did it work?!
Alx James
@AlxJames10
Thank you for letting me use your laughs.... You're fucking incredible #BoomLaugh @_Shuhmeeka
Alx James
@AlxJames10
I accidentally requested a Spanish uber.......... Bitch .... we've been trying to talk for the past 10 minutes
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
