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forever_akela
@forever_akela
So #SalmanKhan is convicted in the #BlackBuckPoachingCase. pic.twitter.com/yHjmHlODec
Retweet of status by @DoctorrSays
05 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So #SalmanKhan is convicted in the #BlackBuckPoachingCase. ๐๐ https://t.co/yHjmHlODec
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forever_akela
@forever_akela
*me as a father*
*Caught son staring at girls*
Me :Oye harami , woh beech laal wali Meri Hai,tu side wali rakhle.
*Caught son staring at girls*
Me :Oye harami , woh beech laal wali Meri Hai,tu side wali rakhle.
Retweet of status by @DoctorrSays
03 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote *me as a father*
*Caught son staring at girls*
Me :Oye harami , woh beech laal wali Meri Hai,tu side wali rakhle.๐คจ
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forever_akela
@forever_akela
Dhoni finishes off in style once again. IndvPak, watch till end. #PadmaBhushan pic.twitter.com/kJXjgCSuk7
03 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dhoni finishes off in style once again. IndvPak, watch till end. ๐๐ #PadmaBhushan https://t.co/kJXjgCSuk7
forever_akela
@forever_akela
All i want a wife in future who would ask "Suno.. Dinner lagau ya kundi!!"
Retweet of status by @forever_akela
20 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote All i want a wife in future who would ask "Suno.. Dinner lagau ya kundi!!"๐
forever_akela
@forever_akela
*Whistles at Bitch *
Bitch : I have a boyfriend.
#foreveralone
Bitch : I have a boyfriend.
#foreveralone
11 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote *Whistles at Bitch ๐ฉ*
Bitch : I have a boyfriend.
#foreveralone
forever_akela
@forever_akela
28 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life โค๏ธ
forever_akela
@forever_akela
22 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote He: I love you ๐
She: Prove it, how much do you love me?
He: Dosto ka SS leak kar sakta hu
She: Awww, I love you too ๐
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forever_akela
@forever_akela
Savage middle class. pic.twitter.com/qTsklsEgOL
17 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Savage middle class. ๐๐๐๐๐ https://t.co/qTsklsEgOL
forever_akela
@forever_akela
Question : What is Love ?
Answer : The light of Life !
Question : What is Marriage ?
Answer : The Bill for that Light !
Answer : The light of Life !
Question : What is Marriage ?
Answer : The Bill for that Light !
Retweet of status by @dimwittedjoker
14 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Question : What is Love ?
Answer : The light of Life !
Question : What is Marriage ?
Answer : The Bill for that Light !
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forever_akela
@forever_akela
12 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote She: Baby Kiss Day ๐๐
Me: Aaj krte h na please ๐๐
*bhot zor se mara muh pe*
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forever_akela
@forever_akela
Before marriage - Valentine
After Marriage - Belantime
#SedLyf #ValentinesDay
After Marriage - Belantime
#SedLyf #ValentinesDay
Retweet of status by @AaltuJalaltu
02 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Before marriage - Valentine ๐
After Marriage - Belantime ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ
#SedLyf #ValentinesDay
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐