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forever_akela
@forever_akela
Hey girl,
you have eyes, i have eyes, we have a lot in common!
you have eyes, i have eyes, we have a lot in common!
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forever_akela
@forever_akela
Crush : I can't sleep.
Me : It's because you need to be in my bed.
Me : It's because you need to be in my bed.
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forever_akela
@forever_akela
Santa: What you want child?
Me: A girlfriend
*I don't know why santa disappeared*
#forever_akela
#MerryChristmas
Me: A girlfriend
*I don't know why santa disappeared*
#forever_akela
#MerryChristmas
forever_akela
@forever_akela
You don't need anyone you just need a kadak adrak wali chai
forever_akela
@forever_akela
IDK who need to hear this but you are not getting a partner this year
We will be single together till 2020
We will be single together till 2020
forever_akela
@forever_akela
Is Sleepwell hiring for testing their mattresses cuz apparently mujhe sone ke alaawa kuch nahi aata
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forever_akela
@forever_akela
Bure log
Bht bure log
Osama bin laden
Then comes ppl who take screenshot while video calling
Bht bure log
Osama bin laden
Then comes ppl who take screenshot while video calling
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forever_akela
@forever_akela
Me: Wemen Are The Best
She: Thanks But it's actually 'o' not 'e'
Me: Ohh! i actually forgot the space after 'We'
She: Thanks But it's actually 'o' not 'e'
Me: Ohh! i actually forgot the space after 'We'
forever_akela
@forever_akela
Girls won't say sorry if they're wrong but will definitely say sorry everytime they sneeze
forever_akela
@forever_akela
Nobita's name should be Noita cuz his full name is Nobita Nobi
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forever_akela
@forever_akela
my crush : *doesn't text back for 10 minutes*
me : chahe tum kuch naa kaho, maine sunn liya. humsafar pyar ka, tumhein chunn liya
me : chahe tum kuch naa kaho, maine sunn liya. humsafar pyar ka, tumhein chunn liya
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
