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forever_akela
@forever_akela
Are you Netflix because i could watch you for hours
#PickupLine
#PickupLine
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forever_akela
@forever_akela
When he's cute, 6ft tall, makes you laugh, loves dogs and is also imaginary
Retweet of status by @kohlischarms
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forever_akela
@forever_akela
เฅ เคเคฃเคชเคคเคฏเฅ เคจเคฎเค
Well hope you people like this pic.twitter.com/LlSexeQzIM
Well hope you people like this pic.twitter.com/LlSexeQzIM
Retweet of status by @HarleyQ302
forever_akela
@forever_akela
Dear Crush,
The Google Map is showing that you live in my heart.
#PickupLines
The Google Map is showing that you live in my heart.
#PickupLines
forever_akela
@forever_akela
Happy teachers day to my ex, she taught me whom not to trust.
#HappyTeachersDay
#HappyTeachersDay
Retweet of status by @awaisarcasm
forever_akela
@forever_akela
Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends Iโve been touched by an angel..
#PickupLines
#PickupLines
forever_akela
@forever_akela
Yeyeye 7k followers
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forever_akela
@forever_akela
It's fucked up that you had to learn about love from someone who never loved you
Retweet of status by @ambertonic_
forever_akela
@forever_akela
iโm an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that itโs not funny anymore
forever_akela
@forever_akela
8 digit bank passcode is protecting my 3 digit bank balance
Retweet of status by @followTheGupta
forever_akela
@forever_akela
I am thinking of declaring myself single here! Cos some ppl only notice single's tweet
Retweet of status by @shailimore
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
