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forever_akela
@forever_akela
*My Bestfrnd just called his ex*
Bestfrnd : hello
She : "disconnects call"
Bestfrnd : usey aaj bhi awaaz yaad hai meri
Bestfrnd : hello
She : "disconnects call"
Bestfrnd : usey aaj bhi awaaz yaad hai meri
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forever_akela
@forever_akela
She : *sees 10 missed calls from me*
She (calls): tumne call kiya tha?
Me : nahi, galti se lag gya tha 10 baar
#MeSheStory
She (calls): tumne call kiya tha?
Me : nahi, galti se lag gya tha 10 baar
#MeSheStory
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forever_akela
@forever_akela
She : yaar meri fish mar gayi
Me : Ouhh I'm sorry, doob gayi kya??
*Again Blocked*
Me : Ouhh I'm sorry, doob gayi kya??
*Again Blocked*
forever_akela
@forever_akela
Get over your problems just as you get over with your fart in public places , just get over it !
Retweet of status by @heychaitanya
forever_akela
@forever_akela
I am in that phase where I start talking on any topic like IPL, elections, food whatsoever and always end up on my breakup story.
Retweet of status by @vanisaxenaa
forever_akela
@forever_akela
Donβt you hate it when your friend DMβs you a meme on insta and says photo/video unavailable cuz the fuckin account is on private
forever_akela
@forever_akela
My Crush : *calls me something cute*
Me :
Also Crush : calls every other organism on the planet with theβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Me :
Also Crush : calls every other organism on the planet with theβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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forever_akela
@forever_akela
*C crying*
what happened?
C : i'm already missing ABD
#ABDevilliers
what happened?
C : i'm already missing ABD
#ABDevilliers
Retweet of status by @ikpsgill1
forever_akela
@forever_akela
#FF @forever_akela for some epic CRUSH tweets
best tweets in general
one of the bestest around here
best tweets in general
one of the bestest around here
Retweet of status by @kohlischarms
forever_akela
@forever_akela
Since boner works against the laws of gravity, so will we always have boner if we go to zero gravity zone?
Retweet of status by @gaurav_jain13
forever_akela
@forever_akela
If love knows no language, why isnβt fuck you considered as love you
Retweet of status by @gaurav_jain13
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
