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The fuck told us we had to have a purpose. I am a decorative feature
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Iβm perfect and Iβll never change
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I pitched the "Batman goes down on Catwoman" joke and I'm available for staffing
Retweet of status by @jamiesenborak
Ugh my house is clean so now I have to write. The indignity
Oh yeah, smartass? Well my iq is 69 beat that
Please call your senators and challenge them to a duel at dawn
Homophobic jokes are still homophobic when youβre making them about conservatives
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If youβre thinking about resolutions today, maybe consider learning a skill that you werenβt taught because of gender norms
The Dark Crystal is so fucking good I canβt cope
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
Itβs been so inspiring to see the LA school teachers on strike this week
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
ME REVIEW OF EXPERIENCING THE WORLD WITHOUT HEADPHONES FOR LITERALLY ONE DAY:
honestly would give zeroβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
honestly would give zeroβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
