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Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
@vornietom thanks to all the men who reached out to tell me this joke was bad, I couldn't do it without you bbs
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Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
My name for my fans is "oh, them..."
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Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
Buying lottery tickets is for proles, Use elites prefer the lottery of the entertainment industry
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
All glasses are 3D glasses if ya got two eyes
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
SPORTS EMOJIS:
basketball
weightlifting
cycling
swimming
skiing
golf
dancing to Ska music in 1981
basketball
weightlifting
cycling
swimming
skiing
golf
dancing to Ska music in 1981
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
It took me less than nine months of living in LA to start wearing coats on 80 degree days
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
Turned on my heat and it immediately set off the carbon monoxide alarms, so what I'm saying is mommy's gonna sleep good tonight
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Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
Just googled "beefcakes" for work based reasons
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
- The Cheshire Emoji
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
The literal best thing about showbusiness is that you can get a random check in the mail at literally any time
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
Nothing I love better than making a room full of rich progressives uncomfortable by talking about how long I waited tables
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
