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Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
Now That's What I Call Journalism pic.twitter.com/b5E64mXVi2
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Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
If your response to the Grenfell Tower tragedy is to be outraged that poors were allowed to live in Kensington, I hope you die in a fire
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Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
Greasy skin is just god's highlighter
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
LIFE HACK: Make YOUR viewing of Wonder Woman a women-only show simply by killing all the men in the audience!!!!!!
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
I've been working so hard but I'm starting to think I'll never have the body of a 1985 Talking Teddy Ruxpin Bear
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
It's hard to be too hot for comedy, and yet somehow I persist
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
Making sexual assault a pre-existing condition means that there are like five women left in America who qualify for insurance
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Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
Bimonthly reminder to women that there's no reason to compete with other women when there's so many mediocre men out there
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
(Spoiler alert: it's because they're very racist )
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
Just had a daydream where I shook the President's hand and then like six hours later tweeted at him "I didn't wash my hands after I pooped"
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
Damien Chazelle is so young he's younger than Young Pope
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
