100.
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
He's eating that feast
Like it was his job
He's shoveling mince pies right into his gob
Santa Claus is going to town
Like it was his job
He's shoveling mince pies right into his gob
Santa Claus is going to town
101.
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
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- emoji Harold
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
NOT A JOKE: Part of why I'm good at writing jokes is because I studied Virgil in Latin when I was 15. It was my wax on, wax off. Education!
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
If
You
Don't
Vote
You
Don't
Get
To
Complain
You
Don't
Vote
You
Don't
Get
To
Complain
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
never
go
food
shopping
when
you
are
hungry
go
food
shopping
when
you
are
hungry
Siobhan Thompson
@vornietom
- emoji Harold
...but wait! There's more!
100.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
