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Ashley Parker
@AshleyRParker
Can we drop our kids at bars and gyms on Monday if schools close?
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Ashley Parker
@AshleyRParker
I have just put my mom on PERMANENT BABYSITTING STANDBY HIGH ALERT until this damn election is finally called. Tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Ashley Parker
@AshleyRParker
βThat is FALSE, Wolf.β β@ddale8, approx. times, so far.
Ashley Parker
@AshleyRParker
I love all the states (and territories), and I miss people! So much.
Ashley Parker
@AshleyRParker
@mikiebarb A trend you secretly LOVE...
Ashley Parker
@AshleyRParker
Today, amid all the grim news, I just found out that β 15 years after graduating from college β Iβve finally paβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Ashley Parker
@AshleyRParker
In the latest sign of civilization on the brink, @CorePowerYoga has stopped doing hands-on adjustments βduring flu season.β
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Ashley Parker
@AshleyRParker
Real time conversion w my husband just now: βWait...did we really not get... ANY Christmas presents for the baby?β
Ashley Parker
@AshleyRParker
When your sister drops off homemade medicinal brews and potions... you hold your nose and abide. pic.twitter.com/2e3zBxFabh
Ashley Parker
@AshleyRParker
Happy anniversary, @agolis, I wrote about marriage Β gen.medium.com/the-myth-of-soβ¦
Retweet of status by @JessicaValenti
Ashley Parker
@AshleyRParker
For those waiting w bated breath, here are some details on the sumo trophy that Trump will present: Itβs calledβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
