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Ashley Parker
@AshleyRParker
You buy one bear suit β one! β and suddenly your email is all Carterβs, OshKosh and Hanna Andersson spam.
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Ashley Parker
@AshleyRParker
Baby Yoga, apparently: Me paying $22 to frantically try to feed a crying baby while everyone else doβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Ashley Parker
@AshleyRParker
CHEERS to Kavanaugh β or not so fast. The Teetotaler President didnβt like all the beer talk in his nomineeβsβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Ashley Parker
@AshleyRParker
βA girlβs confidence on the basketball court translates into other aspects of her life.β Fact check: True.
Ashley Parker
@AshleyRParker
P.F. Changβs Tampa Airport: How wrong β yet how delicious β you are. pic.twitter.com/7pM3H3SSv6
Ashley Parker
@AshleyRParker
The Szechuan hole-in-the-wall I just walked into agreed to seat us after 9 p.m. β in exchange that we not flip oβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Ashley Parker
@AshleyRParker
βRex, eat the salad.β Trump found creative ways to humiliate Tillerson. Heckuva lede by @MichaelCBender andβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
