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Cap'n Gooey
@CapGraybeard
I hope that everything Trump and Putin have on Lindsey Graham comes out soon and gets splashed all over the tabloids.
Retweet of status by @co_rapunzel4
14 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I hope that everything Trump and Putin have on Lindsey Graham comes out soon and gets splashed all over the tabloids.
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Cap'n Gobsmacked
@CapGraybeard
Bucket list: Buy Rand Paul's neighbor a beer.
Retweet of status by @co_rapunzel4
16 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Bucket list: Buy Rand Paul's neighbor a beer. π
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Cap'n Gobsmacked
@CapGraybeard
#NowThatsComedyGold Stuff that ages well
pic.twitter.com/jJ0NlnIymr
pic.twitter.com/jJ0NlnIymr
Retweet of status by @Darth_Pingu
12 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #NowThatsComedyGold Stuff that ages well
πππ https://t.co/jJ0NlnIymr
Cap'n Go-Round
@CapGraybeard
I saw a guy take his mask off to sneeze today.
#TheyNeedAVaccineFor stupidity!
#TheyNeedAVaccineFor stupidity!
16 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I saw a guy take his mask off to sneeze today.
#TheyNeedAVaccineFor stupidity! π·
Cap'n Goofballs
@CapGraybeard
Verboten? Hereβs a handy tip Newt... itβs never a good idea to speak in German while bashing Jews
pic.twitter.com/iGPOEFRjow
pic.twitter.com/iGPOEFRjow
Retweet of status by @MrRaceBannon
17 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Verboten? Hereβs a handy tip Newt... itβs never a good idea to speak in German while bashing Jews π
https://t.co/iGPOEFRjow
Cap'n Goofballs
@CapGraybeard
I donβt feel like my gayness is relentless enough. I need to level up pic.twitter.com/qzLyJ9iAmQ
15 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I donβt feel like my gayness is relentless enough. I need to level up π π¦ π§ββοΈ πΈ https://t.co/qzLyJ9iAmQ
Cap'n Great Beard
@CapGraybeard
Our leader is better than yours twitter.com/JustinTrudeau/β¦
Retweet of status by @Darth_Pingu
10 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Our leader is better than yours π¨π¦ https://t.co/EroWsY4OkB
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Cap'n Homestyle
@CapGraybeard
27 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #HashtagsAnd__ bubblesπ±π¨ https://t.co/WMV9ewZx8C
Cap'n Homestyle
@CapGraybeard
#BackInTheDayKids had a little orgy to keep Pennywise at bay.
Strangely, they left that out of the movie...
Strangely, they left that out of the movie...
Retweet of status by @SilipigniMario
27 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #BackInTheDayKids had a little orgy to keep Pennywise at bay.
Strangely, they left that out of the movie...π€
Cap'n Koacaster
@CapGraybeard
@fromthebunkerjr You are correct. 100 points Gryffindor.
Sasha and Harry agree. pic.twitter.com/C4RmD4mMf2
Sasha and Harry agree. pic.twitter.com/C4RmD4mMf2
02 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @fromthebunkerjr You are correct. 100 points Gryffindor.
Sasha and Harry agree. βπ€π https://t.co/C4RmD4mMf2
Cap'n Koacaster
@CapGraybeard
#MyMisfortuneCookieSays I double as rolling papers
20 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #MyMisfortuneCookieSays I double as rolling papers
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ