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Cap'n F-hole
@CapGraybeard
#YoureDamnRightI am going to bed early AF on a Friday night. I have to work tomorrow and shit.
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Cap'n Mooncaster
@CapGraybeard
Iβm gonna suffer and watch, so you donβt have to. #BoycottStateofUnion
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Cap'n Cuddlefish
@CapGraybeard
#ImNotAnEvangelicalBut you should pray for Trump pic.twitter.com/c9lZOMV1kH
Retweet of status by @Darth_Pingu
Cap'n Haole
@CapGraybeard
#InMyCabinetOfCuriosities
Iβm quite sage, I keep thyme....in a bottle.
I know my way out.
Iβm quite sage, I keep thyme....in a bottle.
I know my way out.
Retweet of status by @sunkisseeddd1
Cap'n Haole
@CapGraybeard
This is truly saddening. My heartfelt sorrow to the people of Canada twitter.com/Tru7hS33kR/staβ¦
Retweet of status by @DocDarnell
Cap'n Leftovers
@CapGraybeard
Sorry I #HoistedMyFlag
Retweet of status by @Darth_Pingu
π₯Cap'n Crescent Rollsπ₯
@CapGraybeard
Was a stick shift #MyFirstCarIn4Words
Retweet of status by @JellyStilettos
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πCap'n Which?π
@CapGraybeard
If it's your birthday, I have a
"special" treat for you; Happy
Birthday performed by Grace. pic.twitter.com/0o236M73j4
"special" treat for you; Happy
Birthday performed by Grace. pic.twitter.com/0o236M73j4
Retweet of status by @Rachels_Ratchet
Cap'n Whoa
@CapGraybeard
We all need a laugh.
Type "Kata is my", then hit the middle word on your keyboard until it forms a sentence.
*β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Type "Kata is my", then hit the middle word on your keyboard until it forms a sentence.
*β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Cap'n Whoa
@CapGraybeard
This is what happens when Betsy DeVos runs the department of education.
#MAGA pic.twitter.com/WJCXif4kEy
#MAGA pic.twitter.com/WJCXif4kEy
Cap'n Whom
@CapGraybeard
Remember #ThatFirstTimeWe kissed? Me neither, not yet anyway.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
