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Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
Meet our reindeer!
Mincer
Pincer
Doxxer
Vaxxer
Schlomo
Madison Park Lexington III
Abdul Al-Jahar
Chiquita Present… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Mincer
Pincer
Doxxer
Vaxxer
Schlomo
Madison Park Lexington III
Abdul Al-Jahar
Chiquita Present… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
Cast Members, BEFORE voting to unionize, remember:
Unions are dumb
Unions clap on the 1 and 3
Unions thought Ros… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Unions are dumb
Unions clap on the 1 and 3
Unions thought Ros… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
Welcome, new holiday cast members!
Get ready to be
Yelled at
Stepped on
Elbowed aside
Spit on
Pushed… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Get ready to be
Yelled at
Stepped on
Elbowed aside
Spit on
Pushed… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
FOR SALE: Rainbow Castle
11 BR / 7 BA
23 mirrors (1 magic)
Comfortable throne (literally)
Uncomfortable throne (f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
11 BR / 7 BA
23 mirrors (1 magic)
Comfortable throne (literally)
Uncomfortable throne (f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
Have an Alanis Morissette-themed wedding!
- Rain on your wedding day
- Black fly in your Chardonnay
- Free ride… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
- Rain on your wedding day
- Black fly in your Chardonnay
- Free ride… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
OUR HALLOWEEN SCARE ZONES
Ikea Instructions Make No Sense
Full-Time Job Just Became Part-Time Freelance
TV Show… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Ikea Instructions Make No Sense
Full-Time Job Just Became Part-Time Freelance
TV Show… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
NEW SAFETY PROTOCOLS
Masks are now required:
In rides but not shows
In shops but not restaurants
In buses but not… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Masks are now required:
In rides but not shows
In shops but not restaurants
In buses but not… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
Today's Closures:
Volcano Voyage: Burned down
Ocean Odyssey: Flooded
Chaos Coaster: Eaten by termites
Studio To… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Volcano Voyage: Burned down
Ocean Odyssey: Flooded
Chaos Coaster: Eaten by termites
Studio To… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
Now hiring First Aid Nurses!
Must enjoy saying "There, there"
Must be only moderately sadistic
Must not take,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Must enjoy saying "There, there"
Must be only moderately sadistic
Must not take,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
Introducing: TriceraCoaster!
Lumber alongside a herd of slow-moving herbivores! pic.twitter.com/x2zx0mMQfu
Lumber alongside a herd of slow-moving herbivores! pic.twitter.com/x2zx0mMQfu
Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
The Park College Program is back!
Work in the park during the day
Take classes at night
Do homework at ?????
Ma… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Work in the park during the day
Take classes at night
Do homework at ?????
Ma… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
