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Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
Our Cast Members receive full health benefits during the closure!
️ Annual handful of green pills
️ One pack of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
️ Annual handful of green pills
️ One pack of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
March is Volunteer Month, when we ask guests to chip in!
Make your own burger
Pick up trash
Operate Chaos Coa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Make your own burger
Pick up trash
Operate Chaos Coa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
Security, an Irish person is in the England Pavilion
Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
All your favorite holiday characters are here!
- Hoppy the Texas Christmas Kangaroo
- Professor Alien Mistlet… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
- Hoppy the Texas Christmas Kangaroo
- Professor Alien Mistlet… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
Holiday treats in the park!
Mix your own candy
Bake your own cupcakes
Decorate your own cookies
Eat your own feelings
Mix your own candy
Bake your own cupcakes
Decorate your own cookies
Eat your own feelings
Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
BLACK FRIDAY SALE
Get our new book for just $20 in paperback or $5 on Kindle!
That's 0% off the regular price!… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Get our new book for just $20 in paperback or $5 on Kindle!
That's 0% off the regular price!… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
We're honored! US Special Forces has chosen our park background music as a "sonic tool for enhanced interrogation against terrorists"!
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Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
Introducing the Park College Program!
Work in the park during the day
Take classes at night
Do homework at ?????… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Work in the park during the day
Take classes at night
Do homework at ?????… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
Park Map Key:
Ride
Show
Height Restriction
Toxic
Corrosive
Flammable
Infectious
Poisonous
Radioactive
Ride
Show
Height Restriction
Toxic
Corrosive
Flammable
Infectious
Poisonous
Radioactive
Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
Summer Cast Members, take our Guest Service quiz!
Guests are always right
Guests are mostly right
Guests are… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Guests are always right
Guests are mostly right
Guests are… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Fake Theme Park
@FakeThemePark
OUR CEO IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!
Lower taxes for oligarchs
All-transgender army
No broccoli after t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Lower taxes for oligarchs
All-transgender army
No broccoli after t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
