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Washing your own car is therapy
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I asked my dad how he comes up with his dad jokes... he said, “they’re in his dadabase”.
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I couldn’t sleep last night from feeling so anxious about today I’m so tired
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@FlyInDisguise
Idk why people call someone “pussy” as an insult. Pussy is awesome
Dandelion🌾
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Can Covid be over? I really miss buying the 3pack of Lysol wipes whenever i felt like
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Miss getting sushi with the gorls the most twitter.com/chulablvd/stat…
Retweet of status by @Edrick_666
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Everyone! Take your friends to vote tomorrow! Then take them for tacos!
Super Taco Tuesday
Super Taco Tuesday
Dandelion🌾
@FlyInDisguise
I need to speak with the white person who thought that paprika and sugar count as “chile” on these mangos pic.twitter.com/A58T3hYEc6
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Working on a Saturday feels really fkn poor if you ask me
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@FlyInDisguise
I went to Time Square today, holy shiiiiit
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
