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It's so crazy how people have the courage to ask someone to do things they clearly wouldn't reciprocate
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@FlyInDisguise
Yesterday was a blackout, I'm not leaving my couch today
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@FlyInDisguise
Griding teeth and little twitches would probably bother anyone else
Dandelion๐พ
@FlyInDisguise
This week is lasting a lifetime
Dandelion๐พ
@FlyInDisguise
Santa Monica tonight
Retweet of status by @thegreatkhalid
Dandelion๐พ
@FlyInDisguise
The insecure brag the loudest
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Having a car is fun until u have to make a payment, pay the registration, pay for insurance, get it washed, and a oil change all in a week
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@FlyInDisguise
"I'm not going to drink"
"Actually an hour is plenty of time for mimosas, I'll take mine bottomless pls"
"Actually an hour is plenty of time for mimosas, I'll take mine bottomless pls"
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@FlyInDisguise
People who live at home still yap the most about how independent they are #trickshuddup
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@FlyInDisguise
There's this strange phenomenon... where people who don't like u... still follow u on social media, then proceed to act nice in person
Dandelion๐พ
@FlyInDisguise
LADIES: STOP GETTING ACRYLICS IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAINTAIN THEM. TWO WEEKS OR LESS #thanks
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
