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Marysa
@HellooMarysa
I can't stand insecure girls that think every girl wants their boyfriend
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Marysa
@HellooMarysa
If we make plans, 98.7% of the time I'm hoping you'll cancel
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Marysa
@HellooMarysa
By the time I get married or have kids some of you are gunna be celebrating either your 10th anniversary, 2nd divorce, or 3rd child
Marysa
@HellooMarysa
I need more friends that can afford to do fun things with me
Marysa
@HellooMarysa
Dudes need to know the difference between admiring someones looks and being a complete creep
Marysa
@HellooMarysa
tomorrow is father's day. the day when all the deadbeats come around to take pictures, and act like they been there all along.
Retweet of status by @WifiOvaNiggas
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Marysa
@HellooMarysa
I heard you're doing good. You should know I'm doing better pic.twitter.com/86WO7VgX66
Marysa
@HellooMarysa
Why don't people think going to the arcade is a fun date? I love beating everyone at air hockey
Marysa
@HellooMarysa
Why does everyone in Reno suck at driving??
Marysa
@HellooMarysa
Told my boss I wouldn't mind getting more hours at work and apparently that translates to " I wanna work everyday all day forever"
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
