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Marysa Segura
@HellooMarysa
If your butt is still jiggling 5 minutes after you got done twerking, maybe you shouldn't twerk anymore
90.
Marysa Segura
@HellooMarysa
Why can't I have a booty thats too much for one man to handle?!
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Marysa Segura
@HellooMarysa
Getting less than 5 hours of sleep <
Marysa Segura
@HellooMarysa
I have a work meeting tonight at 9. AT 9!!!
Marysa Segura
@HellooMarysa
Just one more week
Marysa Segura
@HellooMarysa
I'm so happy it's Friday
Marysa Segura
@HellooMarysa
I've been out of the shower for 30 minutes but I laid down on my bed and now I don't wanna get up
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Marysa Segura
@HellooMarysa
Night swimming naked
Marysa Segura
@HellooMarysa
Told my friend to keep me entertained while I'm at my extra credit final, so he sends me Farrah and Kim K's sex tapes
Marysa Segura
@HellooMarysa
I wish my mom would surprise me with a dog like she did when I was in the second grade
Marysa Segura
@HellooMarysa
Can I just drop out of school and travel the world?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
