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Fonzie jesus
@HisHolyLord
Carol vorderman presenting a huge trophy to Jimmy Savile. pic.twitter.com/kMsE11APrg
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Fonzie jesus
@HisHolyLord
Saturday night means it's treat night! pic.twitter.com/Z9Cf0rO0sd
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beefcake jesus
@HisHolyLord
Gary lineker leaving match of the day is a bit like the night Princess Diana died. pic.twitter.com/OgbZB9tm2e
beefcake jesus
@HisHolyLord
@HisHolyLord Good morning great mate, it's another beautiful day.
Hope you don't get any knobs telling you to fuck off
Hope you don't get any knobs telling you to fuck off
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wheezy mcprickhole
@HisHolyLord
Ahh the coca cola Christmas truck (lorry). Christmas cultural imperialism
wheezy mcprickhole
@HisHolyLord
@HisHolyLord itβs been great that youβve tweeted less over the last 24 hours - hoping for more of this.
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Jesus Margolyes (mental)
@HisHolyLord
| BREAKING: Environmental protestors from the Don't Bake The Planet pressure group have thrown buckets of pig's bβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Jesus (real name Lenny Koggins)
@HisHolyLord
Delicious slop for tea. pic.twitter.com/MSnjf3vBPx
Jesus (Expert in the psychology of the female)
@HisHolyLord
@BenignSyphilis I've made Norris hard using the power of meme. pic.twitter.com/IC4gaiEy9F
Jesus
@HisHolyLord
I went to a gender reveal party, but it turned out they DIDN'T want me to arrive with my cock out after all.
Jesus
@HisHolyLord
@HisHolyLord They all are mate, but they are so funny pic.twitter.com/l91PSEQxi6
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
