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Helpful Jesus
@HisHolyLord
@HisHolyLord Gorilla glue them to their own driveway!
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Jesus
@HisHolyLord
Good morning lovelies......I hope you have a beautiful weekend
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Masked Avenger Jesus
@HisHolyLord
What we all doing for Christmas then?
Masked Avenger Jesus
@HisHolyLord
Somebody stuck a finger up his arse twitter.com/dailystar/statβ¦
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No Context Jesus Christ
@HisHolyLord
@unabeerporfavor @The_Dirt_Wizard Kicking back on the poop deck in my mankini.
Spooky Jesus Christ
@HisHolyLord
@The_Dirt_Wizard Got a right pasting for their troubles though.
Jesus Christ
@HisHolyLord
Big shit at work cos blocked drains at home.
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Jesus Christ (sex pirate)
@HisHolyLord
@HisHolyLord Something "BAD"! Lol! (BAD is the name of one of Michael Jackson's albums)
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Jesus Christ
@HisHolyLord
When you blow a load on her chest pic.twitter.com/TM8H8sJMYe
Jesus Christ
@HisHolyLord
I Brexit!
Jesus Christ
@HisHolyLord
@Miss_Sadie_V @nerds_strong Can't blame the talking heads for that!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
