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Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
Binge watching One Tree Hill every day until they take it off Netflix October 1st
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Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
I sure am single for someone who can't wait to be married with a career and kids and animals and a barn house and land and mud toys
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Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
Dating a college athlete is going to force me to be patient and understanding, proud Texan baseball girlfriend though
Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
It's only Wednesday?
Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
Y'all, 5 minutes into a Dog's Purpose and I already wanna cry. Nothing has even happened yet.
Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
Y'all wanna know something cool about living alone? Having the whole gallon of sweet tea to yourself
Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
Y'all wanna know why I don't want kids right now? Because I'm scared I won't love them as much as I love my dog.
I'm pathetic
I'm pathetic
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Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
I guess I'm the only person who doesn't give a shit about shark week
Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
I don't even get excited for pay day
I work to pay bills
I work to pay bills
Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
I just got told that we were friend goals @JordanAnnMcD
Retweet of status by @bcfindley11
Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
Two and a half years with my bestie for the restie #NewProfilePic pic.twitter.com/j8viMYNrcG
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
