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Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
I hope my future husband doesn't have a lot of friends because I'm gonna have like 2 bridesmaids, that's how many friends I have
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Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
@JordanAnnMcD Brb crying
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Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
This will be me @JordanAnnMcD twitter.com/femalebook/staβ¦
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Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
Y'all don't understand how bad I wish I was on a white sand beach with a drink in my hand
Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
4 minutes until prison break, readyyyyyy
Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
Whoever said diamonds were a girl's best friend never had a dog pic.twitter.com/R7ydmNHhal
Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
something bad pic.twitter.com/xf1WJ6fxCh
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Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
Genuinely curious as to why guys cheat on their pretty girlfriends with the ugly or easy girls
Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
I talk to my dog like a human
"You can get on the couch but if Nana comes out of her room, I told you no"
"You can get on the couch but if Nana comes out of her room, I told you no"
Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
Just a little louder for the girls in the back, Loretta twitter.com/xoxokatybug/stβ¦
Jordan Ann
@JordanAnnMcD
I can't clean and listen to 90's Country Pandora because I dance around the house like I'm in a 1991 Garth Brooks 'Shameless' music video
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
