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Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
You know when you're in a hotel bed and you think "I could totally do a full corridor knocky-9-doors and then hide back in here"?
No?
Ok
No?
Ok
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Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
Just bought all the Sunday papers & none of the mags contained any After Shave sample sachets so may have to buy Counts present this year
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Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
@koosk47 I've just Imdb ed Morgan and confirmed Flamingo Road...also starring Kevin Nostrils McCarthy. We had a name for so many
Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
@Mmelulu We always played Guess the Voiceover in our family. Lifelong training
Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
When you misjudge the size of your purchase..
#Retailfail pic.twitter.com/8htfqmnK69
#Retailfail pic.twitter.com/8htfqmnK69
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Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
*The Cambridges caught crabs* #bbcnews
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Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
< the tiny violin I keep for when Rob's looking for sympathy. #thearchers
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Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
Off centre, misspelled and hard to see. Good job. pic.twitter.com/tDtgIE4qcS
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Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
Well I have, but it would be a bit weird for 'David' or 'Ruth' to do so ! twitter.com/paultrueman74/โฆ
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
