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Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
Not sure whether to pop up to London and try and find where I parked the Lamborghini on Christmas Eve or just leave it and get another
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Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
Still get the horrors remembering Erin and Colin's show dance #strictly
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@LIntrepid
Why are people complaining that they have to wait in a queue at the Post Office just before Christmas? Bleedin' obvious you 'll have to.
Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
I'm incapable of owning a cafetiere for more than 6 mths before they break. Today I reached past it and it rolled ohsoslowly to the floor.
Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
Pmsl pic.twitter.com/bgx6EBXNsd
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@LIntrepid
@Cazlar123 His mother in law from Georgia (Russia not US) has just arrived to stay. This could take some time.
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@LIntrepid
#NewMeaningsforEmojis Stop recycling other people's tweets.
Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
@LIntrepid Surprise, surprise, I got D. Then I scored B in the retake, with the right equipment. Wouldn't happen these days.
Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
@what_fish Not a another. Obviously.
Meddlesome Matty
@LIntrepid
@21stCscribe Thank you!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
