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Mickey Martini ๐ธ
@MTopkat3852
Iโm not here to date or find love.
* people who post half naked pics that brag about how they canโt find the ONE.
* people who post half naked pics that brag about how they canโt find the ONE.
Retweet of status by @LadysLuvOutlws
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Mickey Martini ๐ธ
@MTopkat3852
No more snow blower. No more shoveling. No more sledding. It's Martini time. The old man needs to rest.
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Mickey Martini ๐ธ
@MTopkat3852
Mickey Martini ๐ธ
@MTopkat3852
I just cleaned eight chicken breast for chicken parmesan tomorrow night. It's a little dinner party you're invited if you can find it.
Mickey Martini ๐ธ
@MTopkat3852
#AllIHaveInThisWorldIs Balls & My word, and I donโt break them for no one.
Thatโs all I can think about when I see that hashtag
Thatโs all I can think about when I see that hashtag
Retweet of status by @PincheMeelo
Mickey Martini ๐ธ
@MTopkat3852
Two porn bots unfollowed me today. WTF did I do to deserve that?
Mickey Martini ๐ธ
@MTopkat3852
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Mickey Martini ๐ธ
@MTopkat3852
Don't worry in the future they'll have an idiot that makes you look good pic.twitter.com/goRAJJJojr
Retweet of status by @DownFrontArtist
Mickey Martini ๐ธ
@MTopkat3852
I might put a little of my wife's NyQuil in my scotch.
Mickey Martini ๐ธ
@MTopkat3852
Drinking vodka has made me a bit of an olive connoisseur.
Mickey the Executioner ๐
@MTopkat3852
@MTopkat3852 The depth of this tweet tho..
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
