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Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
@mcneal_lauren Me, who just ate 12 valentines sugar cookies
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Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
@meganbethv I watched them all yesterday while recovering
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Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
I come to work to read Facebook and eat a whole sandwich tray
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Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
made my Uber driver take this smh pic.twitter.com/81Syl2S0JM
Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
you wanna lose your fawkin knee cap??
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Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
why do i want @McDonalds rn
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Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
impractical jokers is literally my favorite show
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@MattThomasCarp
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@MattThomasCarp
@ChanceAgua This is a classic
Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
Come work at the best bar in thib!! twitter.com/roxsbar/statusβ¦
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Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
Hope this works #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/pSWCIDk2ni
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
