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Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
No one:
Not a single soul:
Crickets:
Me: ... I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK
Not a single soul:
Crickets:
Me: ... I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK
Retweet of status by @macylaynemiller
29 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote No one:
Not a single soul:
Crickets:
Me: ... I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACKπ€ π΄π€
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Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
you guys these Jordyn Woods memes having me fucking ROLLING pic.twitter.com/FIkFfBvKQw
26 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote you guys these Jordyn Woods memes having me fucking ROLLING πππππ https://t.co/FIkFfBvKQw
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Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
26 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote who let me get figggity last nightπ
Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
Couldnβt decide if i wanted a pizza or sandwich from subway so i got both
Retweet of status by @Allayahalice
14 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Couldnβt decide if i wanted a pizza or sandwich from subway so i got both π€·π½ββοΈ
Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
09 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We will be opening tomorrow @ 10:30AM for Thibodeauxville! Come see us throughout the day & after the Nicholls game! π
Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
18 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Fall break and perfect weather?! Itβs a great night to come out for drinks & mystery shots! ππ
Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
SUCK THAT TIGER DICK BITCH
13 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote SUCK THAT TIGER DICK BITCHππ»ββοΈ
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Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
09 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sometimes being the black sheep of your family isnβt a bad thing π€π½
Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
Last time Ole Miss came to Death Valley vine.co/v/5w2LZl6Q1DK
Retweet of status by @TigerBaitLSU
29 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Last time Ole Miss came to Death Valley π€ https://t.co/cw1yg9u4cK
Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
Sooo muhhh fucking tired
Retweet of status by @breeafletcher
17 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sooo muhhh fucking tired π«
Matthew Carpenter
@MattThomasCarp
Im not exactly sure who came up with βmomma aint raise no bitchβ... but i just wanna talk to them bc they have caused me LOTS of trouble
Retweet of status by @breeafletcher
28 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Im not exactly sure who came up with βmomma aint raise no bitchβ... but i just wanna talk to them bc they have caused me LOTS of troubleπ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ