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MΦrρhιηε✮Drεαɱzz™
@MorphineDreamzz
Really Twitter? pic.twitter.com/QXdwWq8LP1
Retweet of status by @OrneryLilShit
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MΦrρhιηε✮Drεαɱzz™
@MorphineDreamzz
Show him you’re a real MILF by having kids toys in the background of all your nudes...
Retweet of status by @misguidedgent
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MΦrρhιηε✮Drεαɱzz™
@MorphineDreamzz
MΦrρhιηε✮Drεαɱzz™
@MorphineDreamzz
Hell nah, you the police pic.twitter.com/lm0uChcp9x
Retweet of status by @kdriley05
MΦrρhιηε✮Drεαɱzz™
@MorphineDreamzz
My son: Sometimes I would wake up and hear you and dad arguing.
My husband and I don't argue in the middle of the night so.....
My husband and I don't argue in the middle of the night so.....
Retweet of status by @deadlynitshade
MΦrρhιηε✮Drεαɱzz™
@MorphineDreamzz
For those of you on here that think I’m a bitch.
Yes I am.
Yes I am.
Retweet of status by @GigglesAndKush
MΦrρhιηε✮Drεαɱzz™
@MorphineDreamzz
If you have to tell people you’re funny, you’re not
If you have to tell people you’re nice, you’re not
If yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
If you have to tell people you’re nice, you’re not
If yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @thequeensheart
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MΦrρhιηε✮Drεα₥zz™
@MorphineDreamzz
MΦrρhιηε✮Drεα₥zz™
@MorphineDreamzz
@dedHESHr @robertwmaxwell thank gawd there are no pictures of me before 2005.
MΦrρhιηε✮Drεα₥zz™
@MorphineDreamzz
That's the last time I order anything from that site WISH. They even sent a remote pic.twitter.com/guKjjsi7A2
Retweet of status by @berthababy90
MΦrρhιηε✮Drεα₥zz™
@MorphineDreamzz
Sure I could write all sorts of steamy fuck me tweets but I’d rather be my goofy self.
Retweet of status by @thequeensheart
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
