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MΦrρhιηε✮Drεα₥zz™
@MorphineDreamzz
Orgasms are nature's way of saying "life sucks ass..But here have some candy."
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MΦrρhιηε✮Drεα₥zz™
@MorphineDreamzz
People act like they care & I act like I believe them..
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MΦrρhιηε✮Drεα₥zz™
@MorphineDreamzz
Body by Cake
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MΦrρhιηε✮Drεα₥zz™
@MorphineDreamzz
Pick up daughter at art class
T: is this someone's Daddy
D: Nope that's just some hobo
M:
T:aw your poor daddy
D:not my daddy.It's a hobo
T: is this someone's Daddy
D: Nope that's just some hobo
M:
T:aw your poor daddy
D:not my daddy.It's a hobo
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MΦrρhιηε✮Drεα₥zz™
@MorphineDreamzz
If anyone Christmas shopping for me I wear a size 28 grams in weed
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MΦrρhιηε✮Drεα₥zz™
@MorphineDreamzz
I used to be ugly af, now I’m just ugly, progress
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MΦrρhιηε✮Drεα₥zz™
@MorphineDreamzz
Walk into Panda Express.
WTF DO YOU WANT!? YOU TELL ME RIGHT NOW! WHAT IS IT? TELL ME! YOU KNOW WHAT? GET OUT!
WTF DO YOU WANT!? YOU TELL ME RIGHT NOW! WHAT IS IT? TELL ME! YOU KNOW WHAT? GET OUT!
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
