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NootsUniversal
Going to @McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug

#badchoice
02 Jul 14 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Going to @McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug 🍔🍟 #badchoice

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NootsUniversal
She blocked me on Twitter and marked me as spam on Facebook. So I guess you can say we’re taking it slow

#clueless #dontgiveup
01 Jul 14 copy & paste +upvote -downvote She blocked me on Twitter and marked me as spam on Facebook. So I guess you can say we’re taking it slow 🙅🚷 #clueless #dontgiveup
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NootsUniversal
It’s kinda impossible for a thug to look like a badass while eating an ice cream cone

#perception #howmanylicks
17 Jun 14 copy & paste +upvote -downvote It’s kinda impossible for a thug to look like a badass while eating an ice cream cone 👄🍦 #perception #howmanylicks
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NootsUniversal
How can you tell if one of my homies got pussy last night? Don’t worry, they’ll brag about it all day like they just won the #NBAFinals
06 Jun 14 copy & paste +upvote -downvote How can you tell if one of my homies got pussy last night? Don’t worry, they’ll brag about it all day like they just won the #NBAFinals 😎✨🏆💁
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NootsUniversal
I don’t give a shit if you’re here to murder me! You better take your shoes off when you come to my crib

#huh #myrules
22 May 14 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I don’t give a shit if you’re here to murder me! You better take your shoes off when you come to my crib ✋🚷 #huh #myrules
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NootsUniversal
If you get tipsy from eating beer battered onion rings, you can’t be in my circle

#punkass #gtfo
10 May 14 copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you get tipsy from eating beer battered onion rings, you can’t be in my circle 💫🌀 #punkass #gtfo
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NootsUniversal
This alarm clock deserves a wicked beatdown

#goodmorning #grumpy
14 Apr 14 copy & paste +upvote -downvote This alarm clock deserves a wicked beatdown ⏰🌇 #goodmorning #grumpy
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NootsUniversal
Last night was the #NCAA women’s basketball final. Where was @BarackObama’s bracket and all the hype that’s around men’s basketball?
09 Apr 14 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Last night was the #NCAA women’s basketball final. Where was @BarackObama’s bracket and all the hype that’s around men’s basketball? 📺🏀
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NootsUniversal
I wanna get my nipples pierced
Retweet of status by @TrulyBlessed96
21 Mar 14 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I wanna get my nipples pierced 👏
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NootsUniversal
Reality is an escape tool for people who don’t do drugs

#saywhat #reverse
19 Mar 14 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Reality is an escape tool for people who don’t do drugs 🌅💊 #saywhat #reverse
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NootsUniversal
How these local knucklehead make sure they never miss your target: Shoot first and whatever they hit, call it the target

#gangsters
25 Feb 14 copy & paste +upvote -downvote How these local knucklehead make sure they never miss your target: Shoot first and whatever they hit, call it the target 😫🔫😡 #gangsters

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊
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