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@NootsUniversal
Start every day off with a smile and get that shit over with
#beautifulday #grumpy
#beautifulday #grumpy
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@NootsUniversal
so in us history i said andrew jackson was an asshole and almost got in trouble for swearing
Retweet of status by @avonsmessiah
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@NootsUniversal
Everyone got that one follower who always complains about something: “My back hurts” “My pussy itches” “I wanna cuddle”…
#stopbitching
#stopbitching
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@NootsUniversal
It’s not a secret after 3 people know it…
#hush
#hush
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@NootsUniversal
The bitch tried to send me a message. Message delivered
#ouch pic.twitter.com/UsojWLf5I7
#ouch pic.twitter.com/UsojWLf5I7
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@NootsUniversal
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer and a couple of hoes. This message will now self-destruct
#bang
#bang
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@NootsUniversal
Not sure if everyone stopped saying ”Yolo” or if everyone who said “Yolo” died
#unsolvedmysteries
#unsolvedmysteries
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@NootsUniversal
I just realized that tomorrow I’ll be eating something that came out of a turkey’s ass
#ohshit #stuffing #Thanksgiving
#ohshit #stuffing #Thanksgiving
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@NootsUniversal
We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people
#sameshit
#sameshit
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@NootsUniversal
A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. His face got smashed
#TheEnd
#TheEnd
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@NootsUniversal
Can't decide what to cook today so I'm shutting down the kitchen. Sorry fam but y'all gotta starve...
#governmentshutdown
#governmentshutdown
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
